that moment when you’ve been having a panic attack all day and been asking for help 

but everyone keeps ignoring you and walking away

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

i cant say the cat one right. 

favorite female protagonists in modern gaming

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

Depressed as fuck. Not even wanting to get dressed, as you can tell. Raven is helping me cope though.

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

ravendroppings:

naturepunk:

When it comes to wolfdogs and phenotyping, we often talk about a thing called ‘single-tracking’ - a way of walking wherein the animal places its feet one right in front of the other.

The tracks produced by this style of walking make a line of prints (see bottom image), and while some dogs do single-track, it’s typically considered a wolf trait. Here, we can see Jude exhibiting his single-tracking. 

This is how I ID coyote tracks apart from dog tracks when out and about.  Coyotes “single-track” and dogs tend to not (not to mention the tighter toe bunching that coyotes tend to have).  If I had to put a personality to the tracks I’d say wild canid tracks look professional, whereas dog tracks look dopey and sloppy.

Thanks for this post!