"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
are you joking? please say you’re joking.
do you think you’ll be what like 29 and that’s it? no more embarrassing moments in life? or do you think embarrassing moments should come later after your prepubescent years when having embarrassing moments is experience?
do you even KNOW how embarrassing children are? YOU WERE A CHILD ONCE. go ask your parents or grandparents some of your embarrassing stories and you’ll see that literally EVERYONE has embarrassing moments as much as the next person.
it’s just life. farting in class. woo. you’ll get over it in two years.
stealing a kids lunchbox cuz he won’t go out with you. wow. so embarrassing. better think about it and hold myself down because of it for the rest of my goddamn life.
shit is embarrassing and you’re going to have to experience it FOR THE REST of your life. you’re not “too young” for anything, least of all embarrassment.
Cake Boss in a nutshell…
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.