ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus:
Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.
Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.
It’s also totally FREE.
once again, it’s called CALM HARM
SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST
This is important.
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37 Times Kate Middleton was an Adorable Cupcake
1. Being giggly and adorable while watching a Cirque du Soleil performance on her 31st birthday
2. Reacting to the crowd outside Buckingham Palace
3. Dancing with Paddington Bear
4. Smiling like the happiest big sister in the world when Pippa arrived at her wedding
5. Being goofy with Prince George in Australia
6. Listening to her husband’s speech
7. Feeding Rhinos in India
8. Getting anxious while watching sports
9. Laughing at all of William’s jokes
10. Giving her very first speech
11. Participating in the wave at the London Olympics
12. Having the most polite response ever
13. Her shock from a rude woman
14. And then her perfect response
15. Watching Charlotte do a somersault like a proud mummy
16. Snuggling with Lupo
17. Laughing at herself
18. Showing off her muscles to William
19. When William threw her a bad pitch and she was having NONE of it
20. Showing her gratitude
21. Cheekily pushing William after he won a boat race
22. This adorable kick/jump thing
23. Awkwardly (but still adorably) stepping out of a photograph
24. Giggling with her sister
25. Whipping her hair with absolute perfection
26. Teasing William
27. Putting a newborn onesie up to William’s chest
28. Being a concerned mummy
29. Fist bumping with children
30. Dancing while being the cutest pregnant woman
31. Helping up a child to sit next to her
32. Joining in her son’s excitement
33. Playing “heads and shoulders, knees and toes” with children
34. Being told to do weird things for photos
35. Getting competitive with William
36. Responding to being handed a grape
37. Chatting with the Queen
Additional moment deserving recognition:
Walking down metal stairs in high heels while holding a toddler in one arm and the hand of a three year old in the other like a QUEEN
Happy Birthday Kate!
some of you never had to get up on the hydra’s back and it shows.
when your sims have a “gross surroundings” moodlet but you can’t find the mess
Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.
being into critical role is wild because I don’t have the attention span to watch movies most days but sometimes I randomly remember I’ve watched a bunch of people describe a battle for several hours
me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time
me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice