this ship is bananas
i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes
Dragon Age: Origins, A Summary
- Duncan: Fucking Blight
- Warden: Fucking darkspawn
- Cailan: FUCKING GLORY
- Loghain: Fucking Wardens
- Morrigan: Fucking homicidal mother
- Sten: Fucking humans
- Zevran: Fucking Crows
- Shale: Fucking pigeons
- Leliana: Fucking Marjolaine
- Oghren: Fucking women
- Dog: CAKE
- Alistair: I don't know what's going on.
- Wynne: Come listen to me lecture you about your life choices
- Everyone: No
768. A clinically depressed muggleborn gets really excited about learning the Patronus Charm since it’s basically corporeal happiness. They use theirs to keep them company when they get to a low place.
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they aloud to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.